*drinking from a hose with enough pressure to cut my mouth while talking to my neighbors who just returned from the Maldives*

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it's all shower/mist until you have to clean dirt off the driveway and then you come crawling back to flat

Haha true. I'm an apt dweller so I just need to wash my car 😁😁