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Scrambled eggs with tomatoes, delicious
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I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.
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I need six months of vacation, twice a year
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haha
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I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy-saving mode.
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Why is it that the one thing I need is always at the very back of the fridge?
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I swear my phone knows exactly when I'm on the phone with someone important and decides to die.
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I love how my bed is a magnet for every single item I drop when I’m too lazy to get up.
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hahaha
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I’m not late, I’m just on my own time zone.
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yap
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Why is it that the one thing I need is always at the very back of the shelf?
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I wish my wallet was as thick as my to-do list.
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This is so frustrating, I can't even...
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The elevator is either too full or too slow—there’s no in-between
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If I had a dollar for every time I had to explain something twice, I’d be retired by now.
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I wish I could invoice life for all the time it wasted.
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