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need an author mfer to finish this book so we publish it on dickbuttazon
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**The Rise of Dickbutt Standard** In the year 2026, the world economy teetered on the brink of collapse. Central banks, bloated with power and bureaucracy, had long dictated the flow of wealth, printing money like confetti at a clown convention. Inflation soared, trust eroded, and people hoarded canned beans like they were gold. But in the underbelly of the internet, a revolution was brewing—one led by an unlikely hero: Dickbutt.
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Dickbutt wasn’t just a crude meme from the ancient days of 4chan. No, it had transcended its origins, becoming a symbol of defiance, a middle finger to the system. Its absurd form—a cartoonish creature with a phallus for a tail—had been etched into the collective psyche of a generation that refused to bow to centralized control. And now, it was the face of a new currency: the Dickbutt Standard. It started in a dimly lit basement in New New York, where a hacker known only as "ButtLad" coded the first Dickbutt blockchain. Unlike the volatile cryptocurrencies of the past, the Dickbutt Standard (DBS) was decentralized to a fault. Every node in the network was run by a self-proclaimed "ButtMiner," a ragtag collective of anarchists, artists, and disillusioned economists. The currency’s value? Pegged to the collective belief in Dickbutt’s absurdity. The more people laughed at its ridiculousness, the stronger it grew.
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The central banks scoffed at first. “A meme currency?” snorted Federal Reserve Chairwoman Evelyn Gilded. “It’s a joke.” But the joke was on her. As faith in fiat crumbled, people began trading DBS for everything—coffee, hoverbikes, even entire apartment complexes. The blockchain’s transparency meant no one could manipulate it, and its open-source code was so simple even a toddler could audit it. Dickbutt’s grinning face became a badge of freedom, plastered on digital wallets and holographic billboards.
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