Breaking: the government's new press briefing machine has arrived!

 🎤 "We're just grinning now", the spokesperson who can say nothing, deny everything, and still feel insulted.
His equipment:
✅ Duel polka-dot jacket in national colours
✅ Steam-based anger generator
✅ Thought bubble output system with current enemies of the day

🎤 On the right, the classic model, now less talkative but still responsive to lights.

🗯️ And their eternal mantra:
"Thanks for your questions... we're moving on!"
(in English: all questions are finished past).

Because if reality bothers you, it must be covered up!