Went to check on my Ham LP Fatzo today aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's gone.

Whomever got him, I hope you stub your toe on a piece of furniture every evening.  I hope you cut your fingernails too short and they bleed.  I hope you get those nuts your gargling out of your mouth one day.  You're a piece of shit for taking what's not yours.

I bet you even tried to sell it on the secondary for cheap because you don't know value when you see it.

Protect your keys.  If you're compromised, evacuate immediately.

And always, revoke.cash.