Funkerman

@funkerman

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just aped into vooi.io — cross-chain perp trading with actual CEX-level UX no more wallet hopping or switching networks mid-trade limit orders, rebates, AI copilot, and points all in one degeneracy, but polished 😎 🧵 or try it yourself: https://vooi.io

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🚨 VOOI WEEK: June 16–20 🥚 Games, riddles, trading & live reactions — one event every day. 💥 Win Egg Points by: – Cracking puzzles – Making smart trades – Acting fast on market news – Playing exclusive poker – Guessing Vooi words High stakes. Real rewards. Let’s see who’s got the fastest mind and the boldest plays. Join: https://discord.gg/VrW5vEW8

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I just made the score of 8168 on the Monad 2048 MiniApp!. Can you break it?

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Just minted my Monad Cast NFT! by @gavior 🎉 Get your NFT and Play Spin Wheel to earn $MON

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I just made the score of 6264 on the Monad 2048 MiniApp!. Can you break it?

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🎮 I just scored 74 in #MouchKnight! My highest score is 74. I earned 244 MKT tokens! Can you beat my score? 🏆

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Good morning, GMonchain! 🌀✨ Let’s start the day with positive vibes!

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Thrilled to announce the final VOOI Badges for VOOI V1! 🚀 Each badge is a key part of the VOOI ecosystem — highlighting your activity and contribution. Previously, 5 badges were available (now closed for claiming): 1️⃣ Trade at least $5,000 through Hyperliquid on Vooi 2️⃣ Achieve at least $5,000 volume through Orderly on Vooi 3️⃣ Trade at least $1,000 using SynFutures on Base via Vooi 4️⃣ Trade at least $10,000 through KiloEx on Vooi (updated every 24h) 5️⃣ Achieve $10,000 trading volume on Orderly These badges represent early commitment to the project — and could play a role in future rewards. 🎯 Soon: Ostium x VOOI Badge will be available for active traders! More details to be revealed — stay tuned 👀 Final touches on V1 → Moving into V2 🚀 vooi.io

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Bitcoin just rallied into major resistance and is now cooling off — a prime spot for a potential fakeout and a move down to the 4H EMAs. If buying volume kicks in and we see a BOS at the top, we could push higher. But for now, fakeout scenario is in play. 👀 Trade with me on vooi.io

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🐣 Vooi Easter Season is HERE! It’s time to drop some eggs, crack some jokes, and fuel traders with spring vibes ☀️ Here’s how to celebrate Easter @vooi_io style and earn… 🥚 🎯 How to earn eggs? Share Vooi memes Spread good vibes in discord and TG chats Post your trades on http://vooi.io Write posts and articles about Vooi Just be wholesome 💛 🛍️ What are the rewards? Expect: Exclusive Vooi roles Cash rewards Whitelist for future events And something… inside the shell 👀 ✨ Remember: Vooi isn’t just about trading. It’s about building a fun, smart, and welcoming community. And the duck? It’s always been about the vibes 🧡 Happy Easter, Vooians!

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🎨✨ Vooi Art Contest Alert! Theme: "Trade & Easter Magic" 🪙🐣 Show off your creativity with a unique twist of markets, bunnies & Easter vibes! 🥚 250 Eggs Prize Pool 🔥 Top 10 artworks win based on art + tweet engagement! 🛠️ How to enter: 1️⃣ Create art (any style) 2️⃣ Post on Twitter w/ #VooiEaster & tag @vooi_io 3️⃣ Add a powerful caption—why Vooi trading is magical? ⏳ Deadline: April 21, 2025 @ 3:00 AM 🚀 Let's make this an egg-cellent showcase of crypto creativity! 🔗 Join: ⁠🥚┃easter-create channel in discord vooi.io

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🚨 Big Update in Vooi! They’ve just expanded the list of available trading instruments in the Vooi Telegram Mini App — and this one’s a game changer 👇 You can now trade not only crypto, but also: 📈 Indices & Forex: – S&P 500 – EUR – GBP 🥇 Commodities: – Gold 💹 And of course — all major cryptocurrencies This means you can now explore real market behavior across a wide range of asset classes right inside Telegram. Whether you're testing strategies, learning the markets, or just vibing with your inner trader, Vooi.io gives you the tools to do it risk-free — and in real time. 🧠 The best part? The more you trade, the more VT Points you earn. Those points are likely to play a very important role when it comes to future rewards 👀🎁 Ready to level up your trading game? 👉 Open Vooi in Telegram and start trading smarter, faster, and more freely: https://t.me/VooiAppBot/vooi?startapp=frenIDwjz7N6m Let’s go! 🚀

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🚨 SPX is LIVE in the VOOI Mini App! 📈 Trade the S&P 500 & earn 2X VT for the next 3 DAYS ONLY 💸 Rate cut bets are back, inflation’s sticky, tech is pumping—SPX is the moment. 🔥 Learn2Trade traditional markets with vooi.io https://t.me/VooiAppBot/vooi?startapp=frenIDwjz7N6m

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🔥 Powered by Orderly & Built on TON VOOI is powered by the Orderly Network, ensuring fast execution and deep liquidity. Built on the TON blockchain, VOOI offers low fees and high scalability, giving you a robust and decentralized trading environment. 📲 How VOOI Work 1. Add the VOOI Mini-App: Simply add VOOI to your Telegram group. 2. Start Trading: Execute trades directly in the chat. 3. Instant Execution: Enjoy quick, seamless order execution, all within the Telegram app. 💡 Why VOOI is a Game-Changer - Social Trading: Trade while discussing strategies with your group. - Zero Friction: Easy-to-use interface designed for everyone. - Accessible: No need for advanced blockchain knowledge to start trading. 🔗 The Future Is Here With Orderly Network launching on TON in Q2, VOOI is set to revolutionize trading in Telegram. It’s time to trade where you already hang out — no wallets, no tabs, no hassle. 📲 Try VOOI Today: 🔗 https://t.me/VooiAppBot/vooi?startapp=frenIDwjz7N6m

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🚀 **VOOI: The Future of Derivatives Trading in Telegram In the world of decentralized finance (DeFi), VOOI is changing the game by bringing perpetual derivatives trading directly into your Telegram chats. No more switching apps or dealing with complicated interfaces — VOOI makes trading seamless and effortless within your favorite messaging platform. 💬 Trade in Your Group Chats Why leave Telegram when you can trade without leaving the chat? VOOI integrates natively into your Telegram, allowing you to trade perpetual derivatives directly within your group conversations. It’s simple, intuitive, and eliminates the need for clunky external platforms. ⚙️ Chain-Abstracted Trading With chain abstraction, you don’t need to worry about which blockchain your trade is on. VOOI handles all the technical stuff behind the scenes, giving you a smooth and easy-to-use trading experience.

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🔥 After months of using the @VooiAppBot, I’ve finally crossed 1,000,000 Vooi Tons — and it got me thinking... This isn’t just another Telegram bot. It’s a gamified trading education app that makes learning fun and rewarding. Along the way, I’ve: 📘 Learned real trading concepts 🎯 Completed daily challenges 🧠 Sharpened my strategy 👥 Referred friends 💰 Collected 1M+ Vooi Tons But what are these Tons really worth? 🤔 Here’s what I think they could be used for: 🔹 Fee discounts — Spend Tons to trade cheaper 🔹 Unlock premium tools & content 🔹 Join tournaments with real prizes 🔹 Maybe convert to TON, USDT, etc 🔹 Mint NFTs — badges, collectibles 🔹 DAO voting — Tons = future power? This might grow into something way bigger — and being early could seriously pay off. 👉 https://t.me/VooiAppBot/vooi?startapp=frenIDwjz7N6m

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📉 Support Zone & Reversal Watch Price is holding strong at the $1526 support with high-volume reaction. Early bullish signs suggest a potential bounce toward $1670. 📈 Break above could fuel a move to $1800+, then $2000+ — watch the 200 EMA as dynamic resistance. @vooi_io

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🤝 What impressed me, though, was the performance of the vooi.io platform. Even during high volatility, orders executed smoothly, without slippage or delays. That’s something I now truly appreciate. I’ll definitely keep trading on vooi.io — the platform earns trust where it matters most. 🔁 How to stop losing money in trading: Watch the economic calendar like you watch your charts. Factor in global context, especially during uncertain times. Don’t chase the market — sometimes the best trade is no trade. Always protect your capital before chasing profit. Every loss is a lesson. The key is to learn, adapt, and keep growing. Been through something similar? I’d love to hear how you handled it. @vooi_io

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💸 How I Lost $880 in Trading — and What It Taught Me Recently, I found myself in a tough spot: a series of trades that looked technically perfect ended up costing me $880. The culprit? The tariff war between the US and China, which suddenly shook the market. Everything was lined up — levels, signals, confirmations — the setups looked solid. But no chart can predict a sudden news-driven spike, especially when it’s tied to geopolitical conflicts between superpowers. 📉 What I learned: Fundamentals matter. News of this scale can flip any trend upside down. Avoid trading around major economic events — that’s now a rule, not a suggestion. Risk management is everything. It’s better to go smaller or stay out than to dig yourself out of a loss later. Mindset is as important as analysis. "Hoping" is not a strategy. Stop-losses are your friend.

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4. KiloEx Leverage-focused DEX with deep liquidity. 🔹 Built for advanced traders 🔹 Powerful risk management tools 🔹 High-speed execution Looking to YOLO long with risk controls? KiloEx has your back. 5. SynFutures Decentralized derivatives platform. 🔹 Trade or create your own futures markets 🔹 Crypto, commodities, FX, and more 🔹 Permissionless listing It’s like the Uniswap of perps — build your own market.

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