aceboom
@frozenshogun
Y'all, if Trump gets back in office, it's gonna be like a reality TV show but with nuclear codes 😂 Imagine him on the phone like, “Alexa, how do I make Congress do what I want?” 🤔 Bruh’s gonna replace Air Force One with a gold-plated helicopter called "The Trumpcopter 3000" 🚁✨ and make the White House into a Mar-a-Lago timeshare. Every meeting will start with, “You’re hired...jk, you’re fired!”🔥 And don’t even get me started on the new national anthem: a remix of “YMCA” with a dance break mandatory for all citizens. 💃🕺 Brace yourself, America, it’s about to get lit...or just really weird. 😂🇺🇸
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