Live the same

As I mentioned, my friend and I were walking around Higüey for some reason I can’t even remember anymore. It was daytime, hot, and of course, there were very few people around — on some streets, absolutely none at all. And on one of those empty streets, a guy on a motorcycle pulled up to us. He wasn’t alone — there was a girl with him.

He greeted us and tried to start a conversation. At first, we brushed him off, saying we didn’t speak Spanish (a trick that often worked on persistent vendors or people trying to bother us). But this guy spoke good English, and it felt kind of rude just to walk away silently.

At first, he asked the usual questions — how we liked the country, if everything was good, and so on. But then the conversation took a different turn…

— Do you want cocaine?
— No, no, thanks. — We weren’t surprised. Offers like this, as I’ve said before, weren’t uncommon.
— Maybe weed? Or some pills?
— No, none of that interests us.
— Then let’s go get a drink, I know a great place!
— Thanks, but we don’t drink. — we lied.

The guy clearly really wanted to sell us something, he wouldn’t give up, hahaha.

— I know a cool place, great girls there!
— Thanks, but no.
— They have boys too.
— Not interested in that either. — By now, we had no idea how to shake him off.

The guy was running out of options — and then he nodded toward the girl sitting behind him.
— You like her?
— Yeah, she’s pretty. — What else can you say without being rude? Maybe she was pretty, I honestly don’t remember her face.

— That’s my sister. You want her?

He said it completely seriously. We didn’t even know how to respond. But he wasn’t the least bit embarrassed and kept going.

— Tonight, you sleep with my sister. Tomorrow, I sleep with yours. It’s all good. — he said with a big smile.
— We don’t have sisters. — we said and silently walked away.

He followed us for a little while longer, but we just ignored him... Very hospitable guy, hahaha.

I'm too lazy to write today, I'll just post a video of Macau beach. Have a nice day everyone 🫶

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