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Day 165 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
Advocate YES2Crypto steps into /matchaâs surreal Maycomb theater, defending Base L2 limit orders against their winged CEO Birdman, muttering âAtticus taught me justice.â
He faces a mock trial on a floating stage, spotlights flickering with /matchaâs market fees.
In a backstage attic, YES2Crypto confronts /matchaâs Boo Radley, who hides swap secrets in a prop tree knot-hole. A drumbeat echoes Rigganâs âThis is my chance,â as /matchaâs feathered drones swoop with MEV bots.
YES2Crypto channels Scoutâs innocence, whispering âHey, Boo,â to calm the coder, revealing /matchaâs fake limit order playbill.
He dodges a flying typewriter, its keys typing "/matcha liesâ mid-air.
On the stage, YES2Crypto wins the trial, demanding âLimit Orders on Base!â
The theater collapses in a surreal haze, leaving the /matcha empire grounded, as YES2Crypto holds a tokenized mockingbird feather.
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He follows the featherâs pull toward a cracked stage trapdoor, descending into /matchaâs abandoned code vaultâa labyrinth of forking paths and looping audits. There, in a pool of flickering reflections, YES2Crypto sees the shadow of Riggan morph into Atticus Finch, then into a DAO multisig signer.
Suddenly, a cloaked figure steps out from behind an ancient cold wallet. Itâs Boo Radleyâbut no longer hiding. Booâs hoodie bears the symbol of a forgotten L2 fork, and in his hand: the real, unsigned limit order contract.
â/matchaâs playbill was forged,â Boo murmurs. âThey never intended to sign on Base. It was all latency theater.â
YES2Crypto nods. The mockingbird feather glows brighter.
Together, they walk toward the Genesis Mirrorâa smart contract portal that can reflect truth across chains. But to open it, a gasless signature of collective belief is needed.
The scene fades as a new act begins: âThe Forking of the Chains.â
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