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Day 165 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base Advocate YES2Crypto steps into /matcha’s surreal Maycomb theater, defending Base L2 limit orders against their winged CEO Birdman, muttering “Atticus taught me justice.” He faces a mock trial on a floating stage, spotlights flickering with /matcha’s market fees. In a backstage attic, YES2Crypto confronts /matcha’s Boo Radley, who hides swap secrets in a prop tree knot-hole. A drumbeat echoes Riggan’s “This is my chance,” as /matcha’s feathered drones swoop with MEV bots. YES2Crypto channels Scout’s innocence, whispering “Hey, Boo,” to calm the coder, revealing /matcha’s fake limit order playbill. He dodges a flying typewriter, its keys typing "/matcha lies” mid-air. On the stage, YES2Crypto wins the trial, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!” The theater collapses in a surreal haze, leaving the /matcha empire grounded, as YES2Crypto holds a tokenized mockingbird feather. Rain 5165 $DEGEN
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Gregory Peck (he played Atticus Finch). Michael Keaton (he played Riggan Thomson). Mary Badham (she played Scout Finch). As the dust settles from the collapse of the surreal theater, YES2Crypto stumbles through the drifting haze, still clutching the tokenized mockingbird feather—its glint flickering between Base blue and a soft, spectral silver. The feather pulses gently, syncing with the hum of the blockchain. From the ruins, a chorus of forgotten tokens rise—old ERC-20s with dreamlike eyes and glitched voices, echoing lines from dead governance proposals and failed DAOs. They float toward YES2Crypto, circling him, whispering fragments of the ledger: “gasless truth
 orphaned swaps
 the promised yield
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He follows the feather’s pull toward a cracked stage trapdoor, descending into /matcha’s abandoned code vault—a labyrinth of forking paths and looping audits. There, in a pool of flickering reflections, YES2Crypto sees the shadow of Riggan morph into Atticus Finch, then into a DAO multisig signer. Suddenly, a cloaked figure steps out from behind an ancient cold wallet. It’s Boo Radley—but no longer hiding. Boo’s hoodie bears the symbol of a forgotten L2 fork, and in his hand: the real, unsigned limit order contract. “/matcha’s playbill was forged,” Boo murmurs. “They never intended to sign on Base. It was all latency theater.” YES2Crypto nods. The mockingbird feather glows brighter. Together, they walk toward the Genesis Mirror—a smart contract portal that can reflect truth across chains. But to open it, a gasless signature of collective belief is needed. The scene fades as a new act begins: “The Forking of the Chains.” Coming soon to a protocol near you.
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