@foobarbaz
More great news folks, but let me tell you...
My villagers have eaten over 50 thousand food — can you believe it? Nobody does obesity like we do, folks. Nobody. Other villages try, they fail. We’re breaking records out here — gastric surgeries like you've never seen, Mounjaro and Ozempic flowing like water. It’s beautiful. Some say it’s a crisis — I say it’s world-class indulgence. We’re making obesity great again.