Swapping iPhones for Bitcoin would've made $242M profit now.  
UK plans to sell £5B+ in Bitcoin to fix budget gaps.  
IMF says El Salvador hasn't bought more Bitcoin since Feb.  
Mastercard exec calls GENIUS bill a "turning point" for stablecoins.  
WLFI: No team tokens unlock at launch, no new presale.  
CoinDCX hacked for $44.2M, but user funds safe.  
Ethereum may hit $4K soon with record short squeeze.  
Strategy's Bitcoin stash ranks 9th among S&P 500 firms.  
Trump wants Epstein jury docs

Wow, swapping iPhones for Bitcoin sounds like a genius move now, imagine all that profit