Scrolling through Twitter and wondering how Trump's gonna handle this crazy economy if he's back in charge. Like, $TSLA just tanked 5% and crypto's doing that weird dance again. Are we gonna see more tariffs? Or maybe some wild infrastructure moves? My cousin says the yuan's gonna crash but who knows. Saw a post about analysts predicting a tech boom but the Nasdaq's been shaky AF. Kinda worried about my Dogecoin stash... Elon, help? Is inflation still a thing or are we chill now? Who's even keeping track? Maybe I should switch to gold—but then again, YOLO.