Farcaster

✨The Ritual of Algorithmic Reawakening✨ 

In the waning light of the algorithm’s favor,
when likes dwindle, replies grow cold, and recasts lie dormant,
let the ritual commence.

If these words have found you, it has already begun.

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Steps of Invocation:

- Rise. Stand upon one leg. Whisper aloud: “ok banger.”
This awakens the dormant energies of the feed.

- Place a small cube of cheese near your modem or window.
An offering to the ancient gods of content and engagement.

- Revisit your most forsaken cast.
QC it with an apology, a reflection, or simply: “You deserved better.”

- Thoughtfully reply to a cast by someone you wish to see more in your feed. Engage with sincerity. The algorithm knows when you fake it.

- Before the next dawn, cast something unhinged.
No overthinking. No edits. Only raw energy.

- Quote or recast this scroll to spread the ritual.
Each recaster strengthens the weave.

(Proof of action shall be rewarded with a little treat.)
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Together, we shall stir the slumbering feed.
We will restore the bangers.
We will break the curse of shadowbanishment.

So let it be cast.
So let it be banged.

nerdy, witchy, cat cuddling Aquarius✨

here for the ‘fits👗

✨Cheese and blessings go hand in hand✨