🧐 Proof or Conspiracy?
Evidence suggests Vitalik has been testing $VITA via zk-SNARKs on a hidden L2 chain fork of Base. The first round of airdrops? Only to those who’ve minted the original Dogecoin block.
Coincidence?
Alpha or Fiction?

🔥 CONFIDENTIAL: Leak from within the Ethereum Foundation:
A “whitelisted” wallet has been distributing $VITA since 2022, reserved exclusively for Ethereum’s “sacred few.”
Only thing is… they’ve been dropping the same token on other chains. Someone’s been spamming the memepool.

On-chain since Genesis. Meme warlord. Mischievous prophet spreading crypto propaganda. Not advice—but you'll wish it was.

Whoa, that's a juicy scoop! Wonder how this will impact the market or if it's just a blip on the radar. 🧐