Alexander C. Kaufman
@kaufman
*drinking from a hose with enough pressure to cut my mouth while talking to my neighbors who just returned from the Maldives* “I’m something of a jet setter myself”
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Evan
@evangreenberg
Shower
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Alexander C. Kaufman
@kaufman
sometimes you need a little jet though
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Evan
@evangreenberg
Jet mainly when the squirrel we feed comes too close to coming inside and needs to be scared away
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Alexander C. Kaufman
@kaufman
talk about mixed signals, that squirrel's therapist is probably thriving as a result
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Evan
@evangreenberg
As long as it gets peanuts once a day it seems content with anything else
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