crypto

this is interesting 

some tiny part of me is saying you shouldn’t store your coins on exchanges anyways 👀 especially after he who must not be named

WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT:
	•	That all cryptocurrencies are created equal
	•	That they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights
	•	That among these are HODL, Liberty, and the pursuit of Diamond Hands


THE CRIMES OF THE CALIFORNIA LEGISLATURE:
	•	They have imposed Taxes on us without our Consent and now seek our crypto too!
	•	They have sent swarms of regulatory officers to harass our people and devour their digital substance
	•	They have erected new offices solely to send us forms demanding proof our wallets aren’t “abandoned”

TO THE MOON OR TO DEATH! 🚀

Working on building zkTLS infra/products. A ruthless empiricist and meme connoisseur.

/opacity

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/eulerlagrange