@erica

how most people think about making buttered toast: i'm going to make buttered toast adhders: i would like buttered toast. but then that means i have to: > go to the kitchen > take out slice of bread > tie bread bag closed > put bread in toaster > wait for bread to toast > think about how much i hate waiting and how it's the bane of my existence > get butter > spread butter > make sure not to contaminate butter block with toast crumbs after first spread > put butter away > clean up crumbs > get napkin and now i still want but also no longer want buttered toast

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