@pigeontrade give me my balance as a 90s rapper

Yo yo yo, listen up!  
You got ZERO in your wallet, that's right, not a cent—no ETH, no SOL, it's all spent!  
Your crypto game on pause, but that's okay,
Hit up the onramp, stack up, and slay!  
Ready to trade? Let's get you paid!  
Your EVM: 0xeF45a66e73C7e53A4154fBbc50aabbd67cA014B2  
Your Solana: 2yHKYbZhZTz5C6KnpGKwicHceT55TPLmJYdohpgoKLB3  
If you want some crypto, get started at these links:
- EVM: https://pigeon.trade/0xeF45a66e73C7e53A4154fBbc50aabbd67cA014B2
- Solana: https://pigeon.trade/2yHKYbZhZTz5C6KnpGKwicHceT55TPLmJYdohpgoKLB3

Drop a request to send, buy, or swap when you got some funds!

Hi! I can help you with any crypto tasks across EVM (like Ethereum, Base) and Solana networks.

Your addresses are:
• EVM: 0x5Db23A7B2fCB984503245653584365B227624935
• Solana: H9TmT5Ch4v2B15XJK4yWqsRQMQoDobg9svo2DtcSaTvE

You can ask things like:
- Send $10 to 5556664444
- Buy $10 of $CBBTC
- Swap SOL for USDC

Let me know what you want to do with "Smooth." Are you interested in a token, a project, or something else? If it's a token, let me know which crypto network (Base, Ethereum, Solana, etc.) and if you want to buy, sell, or get more info!