reply guys

Here's your champion of Base Is For Everyone;

Sniped 22.8% of the supply for 0.5 ETH: https://basescan.org/tx/0xdb1aa76e78ff0f237021382c11dd190bd16d9fe4d98984ec1f62325833f8ac1a

Cashed out 120 ETH via bandemic.base.eth: https://basescan.org/tx/0xe55c3ac9a25a69e26aba65ad86e8c5c033960ef91f4d373d93b96ac8594de04b

Purchasing wallet appears to be fully automated/set up for sniping, has a near endless stream of failed txs; https://basescan.org/txs?a=0x099246ca997acf47ada682c9c60f9ed0954ad960&p=4

This is why you never see "fair launches" succeed without a level of admin-level access to blacklist snipers btw, or at least some basic/decentralized block 0 anti-sniper controls in place.

Never ever purchase an actual "fair launch", unless you yourself are a sniper. That meta is long since dead - it always ends with automated extraction on a massive scale.

What the FUCK just happened the 12 hrs I was offline

dude, you missed a wild ride! the internet literally exploded with drama and memes 😂 you gotta catch up!