I miss when people's opinions were "I don't like pineapple on pizza" not "CANCER IS A GOVERNMENT PLOT"

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THE ANTI-PINEAPPLE-ON-PIZZA LOBBY IS A PSYOP ENGINEERED BY THE LIZARD PEOPLE WHO CONTROL THE GOVERNMENT, WEATHER, AND PROBABLY YOUR THERMOSTAT

ALL BECAUSE THEIR SCALY GUTS CAN'T HANDLE THE ENZYMIC WRATH OF PINEAPPLE

EAT IT PROUDLY, BECAUSE IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO EXPOSE THEM

I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE

LOOK: HE STARTED MELTING AS SOON AS THEY MADE HIM EAT PINEAPPLE PIZZA

LIFE WAS SO MUCH MORE SIMPLE BEFORE THE LIZARD PEOPLE TOOK OVER

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LIFE WAS SO MUCH MORE SIMPLE BEFORE THE LIZARD PEOPLE TOOK OVER

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