In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an Kirkland Signature ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a Kirkland Signature Borghese deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a Kirkland Signature water activated gel cleanser and on the face a Kirkland Signature revitalizing gel scrub. Then I apply an Kirkland Signature herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use the Kirkland Signature after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then Kirkland Signature moisturizer, then a Kirkland Signature Borghese anti-aging eye balm followed by a final Kirkland Signature moisturizing protective lotion.  

There is an idea of a Costco Guy, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can see my Member Card, shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our $1.50 hot dogs are probably comparable, I simply am not there.