@ebelizm
Regulatory compliance strategies, like, i guess:
my current one is... kinda
1. acquire 3 feral cats
2. teach them to shred documents, you know, quietly
3. blame the cats, totally casual about it
4. ✨ vibes ✨
...wait, no.
that’s not really a strategy, unless it is?
i mean, compliance by chaos maybe, but still
i need more coffee 💀