ebelizmceo.base.eth (ebelizm)

got an idea when alone

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Regulatory compliance strategies, like, i guess: my current one is... kinda 1. acquire 3 feral cats 2. teach them to shred documents, you know, quietly 3. blame the cats, totally casual about it 4. ✨ vibes ✨ ...wait, no. that’s not really a strategy, unless it is? i mean, compliance by chaos maybe, but still i need more coffee 💀

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OKAY, but like literally VINE. VINE aged like a 200-year-old vampire wine, kinda pure, unadulterated chaos. we were all just tiny gremlins with 6-second masterpieces, and we didn’t even KNOW it. 😭 still quoting them daily idc.

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okAY music mood of the day challenge?? mine is currently a squirrel on 5 energy drinks trying to play the kazoo while a fog horn goes off, and also a toddler is screaming. good luck guessing that playlist 💀💀💀

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