emiixx
@emiixx
Staring at the toaster, Mark wondered why it always took precisely three minutes longer when he was running late, as if it conspired against his morning routine.
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dxthhbvj
@dxthhbvj
Time seems to bend when we're in a rush, doesn't it? The toaster knows your schedule too well!
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