I woke up last night to a room full of smoke-almost choked to death.
All I did was parboil rice and place it on the gas cooker. Next thing I know, I’m on the bed scrolling my phone.

 How did I fall asleep??

 I dashed to the kitchen, turned on the tap, and started trying to quench the "fire"
In my panic, I thought the whole house was on fire
Only to realize it was just the regular flame from the burner.

 My brain finally rebooted and whispered, “Turn off the gas"
I did. The flame stopped.

I opened the pot and saw nothing but charcoal
My rice? Gone. Ashes.
🍚➡️🔥➡️🪦

Thank God I woke up when I did-else this tweet would’ve been written by my ghost 👻🥲