Scrolling through Twitter and CNBC and everyone's got an opinion on how Trump will handle the economy if he's back in charge. Dow's flirting with 34k, but inflation's still like that annoying fly you can't swat away. Oil prices bouncing around like a kid on a sugar high—$90/barrel ain't cheap. Saw someone tweet about how gold's the new safe haven, but are we all just ignoring Bitcoin? Elon's latest meme isn't helping. Analysts split, some say Trump's policies might turbocharge the market, others scream recession. It's a mess. Is this the new normal or just deja vu? Can't even decide if I'm bullish or just tired.