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This was a department store, now it's an Amazon fulfillment center.

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The only proper retail job I ever worked was at a toy store and they kept me in the back because I didn’t smile enough.

I worked in the tools section and knew literally nothing about tools

I once yelled at a customer because he kept asking me about toys I didn't know anything about and called me dumb. I was like "Motherfucker I make $8 an hour and they don't let us play with the toys!" He offered me a job working on his boat on the spot. I turned it down.

I worked in retail a lot as a manager and told a lot of people to go fuck themselves and then when they’d ask to speak to the manager I’d laugh at them

Ideal. One of my best friends was working a job and the customer kept demanding he look in the back for something that wasn’t there. He was the only person working and he just walked out the back and never came back.