Dorp D. Dorp

@dorpdorp

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The picopresso gives surprisingly good crema

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Maybe we need /r/espressocrimes ? What in the f is this

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Any other examples of retarded cryptography in IEEE journals? this gets [20] (Goldwasser, on Incremental Cryptography) so fundamentally wrong it’s laughable. Yes let’s hash 2 bits at a time and XOR the hashes… See IACR 2025/752

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For a “3” medium roast it’s basically a 4+ but tastes like charcoal

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What’s the verdict on Aldi beans?

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Oh dear lord, yes they should’ve committed to some adjunct but binding challenge. Where is Mary Maller when you need her, to rain some witty fire and brimstone eh?

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Circom and WASM achieved this years ago, with sufficient circuit choices (MiMC/Poseidon etc), I did this years before that with libsnark + emscripten albeit in the 10s range for simple proofs.

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Latte macchiato 😋

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Quick hack: use your V60 as a funnel for pouring beans into your hand grinder

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Back onto Rwandan beans

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Need roast shots

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Maybe crypto would suck less if the SF VC bro crowd would stop making single staker vertically integrated L3s on their single staker optimistic L2 rollups, to try and capture volume on their single validator bridge, for their closed source app, for making payments in stablecoins that are basically “trust me bro”.

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Many years ago I saw ZK with decentralized auth and micropayments via channels as a way for the internet to be advert free and pay as you go, you pay for the compute to render the page and contribute towards storage costs and distribute revenue to content creators and participants. This will never happen though…

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What’s your coffee machine called? Mines “Brewno”

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Wake me up when HMRC think that wrapping ETH to wETH isn’t a ‘disposal’. The cancerous parasitic turds are basically energy vampires

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