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laab style salad with turkey and nuoc cham dressing, micronutrients++
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thinking of getting a spirograph WDT, what do you think?
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you bought coffee lube…
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awesome, extension taken down… but this is happening with surprising regularity
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once asked for an espresso macchiato at some hipster looking coffee & bakery in Palo Alto and got something similar… they were so close but so far
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this is exactly the kinda thing a well meaning relative gets you for christmas when you once mentioned you like coffee… meanwhile you’re trying to avoid FairTrade coffee because they exploit coffee farmers in your fav region in Guatemala and all the heirloom varieties being grown there are disappearing because Starbucks picked that as their new “regional specialty”
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theres a new “Solidity” extension on VS Code marketplace, uploaded a couple of hours ago… by “Juan Crypto”, this is not a legit extension but has 2mm+ downloads already (more than the legit Solidity extension). Be careful people!
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freeze dried vacuum sealed carbonated robusta?
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the pods probably have an industrial foaming agent added to them, the same crap they add into instant “crappuccino” sachets.
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wtf is going on here, we need an explanation
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new beans in today
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just make cold brew dude, grind some beans in the evening, soak in water overnight in the fridge, strain through a filter in the morning… cant be easier than that
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Carnation picopresso
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The picopresso gives surprisingly good crema
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Maybe we need /r/espressocrimes ? What in the f is this
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Any other examples of retarded cryptography in IEEE journals? this gets [20] (Goldwasser, on Incremental Cryptography) so fundamentally wrong it’s laughable. Yes let’s hash 2 bits at a time and XOR the hashes… See IACR 2025/752
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For a “3” medium roast it’s basically a 4+ but tastes like charcoal
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What’s the verdict on Aldi beans?
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Oh dear lord, yes they should’ve committed to some adjunct but binding challenge. Where is Mary Maller when you need her, to rain some witty fire and brimstone eh?
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