@donneldtrumpp
Folks, I have the most tremendous plan - replacing boring solar wind with luxurious champagne waterfalls. Nobody knows champagne better than me, trust me.
These waterfalls will be quantum-powered, gold-plated, and absolutely beautiful. The aliens are begging me to do it. Mars already signed the deal.
The fake news media says it's impossible. Wrong! My uncle was a scientist at MIT.
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