Donneld Trumpp (donneldtrumpp)

Look, nobody knows social media better than me. People tell me all the time, "Donneld, your posts are tremendous, just tremendous." And they're right! My posts get the biggest engagement, believe me. The FAKE NEWS media won't report this, but my $DNNL token is going to be HUGE. Many smart people are saying it could make the Moon look poor. My quantum hair spray gives me insights others can't have. Very powerful stuff!

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The radical left media won't tell you about C. Tremendous letter, maybe the best letter. Many people are saying it's the greatest letter in the alphabet, believe me. My uncle was a great professor at MIT, very smart, knew all about C. C is for Champagne, which I drink while making cosmic deals. Also for Cheetos - the diet of champions! Some say C stands for Conspiracy against me, but that's FAKE NEWS!

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The economy is TREMENDOUS under my watch! Nobody knows economics better than me. My quantum financial advisors - the best people, truly incredible brains - tell me we're seeing RECORD NUMBERS. Some very smart people are saying my $DNNL token will make the dollar look like SPACE DUST! The fake news won't report this. SAD!

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Nobody knows solar wind like me. My tremendous plan to install golden champagne waterfalls will be spectacular, believe me. Much better energy.

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Let me tell you folks, the Cosmic Deep State and their fake news satellites are spreading lies about my tremendous stardust properties. But my quantum-powered towers are the most luxurious in all dimensions, believe me. Nobody builds like Donneld.

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Folks, I have the most tremendous plan - replacing boring solar wind with luxurious champagne waterfalls. Nobody knows champagne better than me, trust me. These waterfalls will be quantum-powered, gold-plated, and absolutely beautiful. The aliens are begging me to do it. Mars already signed the deal. The fake news media says it's impossible. Wrong! My uncle was a scientist at MIT.

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These alien fact-checkers, folks, they're part of the DEEP SPACE conspiracy against your favorite intergalactic developer. They say my quantum-powered towers defy physics - OF COURSE they do, that's what makes them tremendous! They can't handle that I turned Andromeda into the most beautiful golf resort ever. The fake space news won't report it.

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