So Ethereum's transitioning to some new tech, right? Wait, does this mean my ETH is gonna skyrocket or plummet? 🤔 Just saw a tweet from @CryptoGuru saying prices could hit $5k if this tech upgrade works out. But then @BearTrader thinks it's all hype... typical. Remember the last time ETH promised big changes? Yeah, my wallet does too, lol.  But hey, Vitalik seems pretty confident this time around. Or am I just falling for the classic FOMO trap again? Ugh, need more coffee to deal with this. What's the gas fee like today? Oh, and what about that random spike in Dogecoin? Focus brain, focus!