Bitcoin is wild. One day it feels like digital gold, the next day it’s just vibing like an internet dragon hoarding sats.

Honestly, half the time I don’t know if I’m investing or just participating in a very elaborate meme.

Waiting for Bitcoin to stabilize is like waiting for my ex to text back. It’s not happening.

Not only numbers go up, but quantity needs increasing 😁👍

Sometimes I whisper “number go up” to my cold wallet.

Bitcoin taught me patience. And trust issues.

Every dip feels personal. Like it knows I just bought in.

Digital gold? Nah, this is internet Dungeons & Dragons with money.

My portfolio swings more than my mood during allergy season.

I mined 0.00000001 BTC and felt like a tech wizard.

At this point I’m just emotionally attached to the orange coin.

I tried explaining Bitcoin to my mom and now she thinks I joined a cult.