"there's nothing more you need to do at this time"
Mfers are getting a huge chunk of fee to literally perform a CRUD operation globally and make you wait hours.😭😭

Wiring 40k for a house was the most stressful thing I've ever done, and I'm a new dad. Shits absolutely crazy.

"There's nothing more you  ̶n ̶e ̶e ̶d ̶ ̶t ̶o ̶ can do at this time."

"We found the time to reply to this email but not to confirm your deposit. Our framework is building on cobol and all engineers who have but the slightest idea of what's taking so long have long since retired. 
We'll try again Monday.

Sincerely, 
Your bank.

Ps: fuck you, this will happen again"