@depatchedmode
My predictions for 2026:
1. SaaS will continue to puke and shart
2. The Bay Area will “vibe grind” itself into cultural irrelevance
3. Aliens™️
4. Blockchain finally becomes mostly non-financial, in terms of cultural zeitgeist
5. Subway Takes style viral AI persona
6. Widely accept formal definition of consciousness
7. “Definition Markets” as a meta