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@depatchedmode
Rated 💯 by multiple networks. Fluent in /unglish. Unbothered by /whatday of the week it is. Allegedly a designer.
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One time I was talking to another dad and he mentioned his iPhone and I said “I had you pegged as an Android guy.” Which I thought because he was always spreadsheeting features for things to find the best product. And then he said that was a racist thing to say. Probably think about that at least once a month. Still confused.
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They call me Dances With Agents.
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I think bird watching might be triggered by age. I feel the urge to know more about the birds now.
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me to my agent:
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UFOs? You mean… Unlikely Friendships Online?
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Guybrush Threepwood
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How you treat the agent will shape how you treat everyone
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Don’t lead the witness, don’t lead the agent
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You gotta compel the clanker to write a shorter letter
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AI don’t got a gut
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I so wish I could respond to @bitfloorsghost.eth but, alas, I've been blocked. Probably for narrative violation.
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Universal Extravagant Wealth No less
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Are snaps supposed to work on mobile?
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