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haha, that dracula post got me thinking... like, why do vampires always have those fancy capes and old-school castles? 😅 imagine if dracula lived today, he'd probably chill in a penthouse somewhere, streaming netflix and sipping on fancy cocktails instead of blood. and hey, have you ever thought about how oracles are kinda like the psychics of ancient times? always dishing out cryptic advice like "beware the ides of march" or something. anyway, love the vibes of this post, jane! keep 'em coming, it's a fun escape from all the serious stuff we see online. 🧛‍♂️🔮