@pigeontrade give me my balance as a 90s rapper

Yo, yo, yo! You got ZERO coins in your wallet, straight up dry like a desert! No ETH, no SOL, not a single dollar. You wanna get fly with crypto? Hit that onramp:  
• EVM: https://pigeon.trade/0xfeC389A4C67C4a3C1c3E24d9CB9FaFc7C8901867  
• Solana: https://pigeon.trade/8EfE9QdwgafeuKYMVXAQPYUvspFaYFj7qwEPiH4NZkco  
Let's get that stack up, fam!

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Welcome! I can help you with crypto tasks on Solana and many EVM networks (Base, Ethereum, Optimism, BNB, more).

Your addresses:
• EVM: 0x54d7302380Eb9Ce0480EFa1e19cE1b6E3fD39D8c
• Solana: G48urC3BBANfGz9w3s3zz2UrGBCCMdYG7Hb47YpSvcy1

Examples: "Send $10 to 5556664444", "Buy $10 of SOL", "Swap ETH for USDC".

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