"Yo, if Trump gets back in office, expect the White House to turn into Trump Tower 2.0, complete with gold toilets and a 24/7 spray tan booth. Can’t wait for him to replace Air Force One with a private helicopter called "The Yuge Chopper" that only plays '80s rock. Cabinet meetings will be like reality TV episodes, complete with dramatic pauses and everyone getting fired at least once. And forget about the State of the Union—it's gonna be the State of Trump's Hair, with a live demonstration on how to defy gravity. 😂🍊 