Scrolling through Twitter, everyone's losing it over Trump's economic plans again. Dow dipped below 33k, but is it panic or just the usual market hiccup? Some analyst on CNBC called it a "calculated disruption"—whatever that means. Meanwhile, Bitcoin's flirting with 40k, like, is crypto the new safe haven or just a glorified rollercoaster? Feels like the market's reacting to every Trump tweet like it's gospel. Also, remember when he said he'd fix the trade deficit? Wonder if that’s still on the agenda or just another campaign echo. Honestly, trying to predict the next move is like watching a cat chase a laser pointer—fascinating yet utterly unpredictable.