My dad is currently using his tractor to tote a trapped 450lb black bear off of his property in New Hampshire.

It’s been breaking into the neighbor’s house and stealing all the ice cream.

My father and I live very different lives.

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My mother is very happy the threat has been eliminated

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If we have "smart watches"

We should be able to have "smart zoos"

That's pretty crazy. I always feel like we should be doing something else with smart animals like this.

😭😭😭 can you blame him, imagine being a wild animal trying ice cream for the first time, had to go back for more 

Bad news :( it’s gotten too good at breaking in

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this is awesome colin, but so many questions...

how'd he trap the bear?
where's he taking it?
will he give him some ice cream when he drops him off?

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Did he lure the bear into the cage with ice cream?

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The hurt in his eyes is real

"What do you mean 'No more ice cream?'"

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lol I commuted for 3/4 college years but same 😂

We used our hands until high school, then it was all downhill

ah cool i didn't know u were raised proper 😆

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Awesome Legend, feel free to dm me since I can’t dm you but fine with discussing in the open!

So does that small cost to create a prediction get paid to ponder or a house wallet or a pool or what?

Just curious on how yall operate since im in the US looking take a % for operational costs on entries on my own game.

Happy to chat any time, but we don’t have any fees on pools at the moment! Just a small cost to create predictions

lol your pops is a badass! 🤣🔥

But hey Legend, I’m building a mini app rn with @ayojoseph and he recommend i talk to you about how i should go about taking % of fees for operational costs, dm me please so i can pick your brain about how you and the @ponder team do it, thanks!

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At least you guys are hauling it away to another home for it

This one broke windows twice unfortunately :(

I was talking to my uncle who has one in Wisconsin that comes everyday but hasn't bothered their food inside yet...

How did he even catch a bear. Dad’s a legend!

Omg — this is real life. Sometimes I feel so far from the ground

"He bearly had me" the bear mutters below his breath. 

Now's not the time for jokes

Cool share! 😎 I had dream about little bears in barrels a little while back. Or ice cream tubs, coffee cans, etc. They were like, little, nice ones though. That one is looking scary hangry in the eyes. 😳