Should I 

1. Sell my truck for $20k
2. Go to casino
3. Put $20k on black 
4a. If win: buy $40k 1980s Porsche 911sc
4b. If lose: embrace the SF lifestyle and be car-less

Set aside the bike money and leave the rest in black

I’ll take a rusty Porsche with a Volkswagen engine

You need my comic book but no. How about a rusty Volkswagen with a Porsche engine.

buy bitcoin and in a couple of years you will be able to buy yourself several of these cars

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