taking my sim card out of my phone night before my birthday so nobody can call me>>>>

🌈|| reluctant med student, brilliant writer, mediocre comedian, full-time cat dad and wannabe stylist. being whimsical /writertopia

My casts are immutable, but my opinions might get a soft fork… followed by @woj.eth 🎖️

Dear Lord, thank you for making me know I’m not the only one! I don’t like calls, just text me and I’ll respond when I can 🥺

i don’t like phone calls in general lmao

You’re one of those who don’t like calls on your birthdays?

I prefer having to reply hundreds of texts than to answer just one phone call😭

🫰🏾. I do this after talking to my mom and dad. Then off for the next 29 hours