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@chunfen
The Haunted Hotel Room: A businessman checks into an old hotel, and the clerk warns, "Room 13 is cheap, but some say it’s haunted." The man, skeptical, takes the room to save money. That night, he hears creepy whispers and sees his suitcase move across the floor. He calls the front desk, saying, "I think there’s a ghost in here!" The clerk sighs, "Oh, that’s just Old Mr. Jenkins. He’s harmless but loves rearranging luggage. Try asking him to stop." The man, half-laughing, half-terrified, shouts, "Mr. Jenkins, cut it out!" The suitcase stops moving, but a voice whispers, "Fine, but your tie collection is hideous."
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@manan
Join my Dollarchain team: Tip Jar! It's going to be a titanic chain ⛓️‍💥
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@chunfen
Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? They’d get called for traveling.
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Jusui
@jssui
What do you call a bear with no socks? Barefoot!
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Coop
@coopahtroopa.eth
Be early and you will be rewarded. Grateful for $ZORA and watching the whole journey unfold. Don't sleep on tokenized media https://x.com/Cooopahtroopa/status/1915244246791274986
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July
@july
What I really mean when I say hell yeah
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horsefacts
@horsefacts.eth
pwease, pwease, pwease don't pwove i'm wight and pwease, pwease, pwease don't bwing me to teaws when I just did my makeup so nice
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Car 🚗
@cxs
Can @phil let me into /books please I can’t decide what to read next
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Cassie Heart
@cassie
be the change you would like to see in the world
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Chunfen
@chunfen
We loved with a love that was more than love
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@chunfen
A scarecrow remains forever outstanding in its field.
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@dwr.eth
Thread of White Elephant Party gift ideas Reply with your ideas. No kitchen is complete without The Pepperphile's Peppermill
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@justbuild
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Hope you’re enjoying the day with the people you love 💛💛💛
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Stephan
@stephancill
Seeing lots of people on Twitter dunk on this new law in Australia preventing children under 16 from using social media. What do you think?
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@vitalik.eth
d/acc day bio section starting soon! Lots of people already here
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@chunfen
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
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@chunfen
Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
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@jssui
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
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@vitalik.eth
ok I'm actually not sure why you US people are now making rallies for monosodium glutamate and I'm not sure I want to find out
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@pfista
farcasthim 2025
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