Trying to trade crypto with kids around be like…

📈 Me: Finally spots a perfect entry, finger hovering over the ‘Buy’ button…
👶 Kid: "Mom/Dad, I spilled juice on your laptop!"

🚀 Me: Monitoring a crucial breakout, ready to take profits…
🎤 Kid: Starts singing Baby Shark at full volume right behind me.

💡 Lesson learned: Parenting + crypto = extreme difficulty mode.

Anyone else trying to juggle diapers and decentralized finance? 😂 Drop your best ‘kids vs. crypto’ stories below!