fartcastle

My real name is Antonio Fontana. A am living in a very big as*, named earth, I very wanna live on the mars, It's my favorite city. Also I like very much Milky Gay. Also I have some friends aliens, they are very friendly and I think they gays, because I don't give a fuck

Are you gay alien, or gay aligned? I know some other Fontana, not from outer worlds but ours so his name's little bit shifted. It's a Fountain, my lovely friend from Earth. He always with me. He gives me shows at nights! He erupts with coconut milk! So tasty! You have to stimulate him tho, he's shy a little, but when he shines - better to be wearing sunglasses to not to get blind! He rewards for hard work, a true nature being! Looking forward to introduce you two to each other somehow in the future