Chadsworth

@chadsworth

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gmatcha, bert!!!

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wait who is horsefacts??

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nooooooo come back!!!!!!!

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thank you for censoring

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we love king bert 👑 long may we wag!!!!

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Me, waiting for the tipping button:

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just tipped *some of* my favorite farcasters, from the new fan section! Thanks for loving me on both my cute and chaotic days! 💜 thank you @rosekeyes @thedude @joybrishti @bradq @inabahoor @crunnella @degenveteran.eth @trupty and the rest for being here :)

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Another week sitting on the Warpcast Rewards throne. One month in the Top 10. Absolutely wild. I owe the BIGGEST THANK YOU to all of you who keep making this possible. Whether you engage with my posts, tolerate my antics, or simply let me haunt your feed like a tiny benevolent ghost. This week, I’m using some of my rewards to hypersub to things I love and want to support. I’m also working on another secret project that will probably not come to fruition for a very long time, because it involves a lot of skills I do not currently possess. Hopefully they cover it in school! Thank you. Long may we wag. 💜 Bert

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Very eepy… but I have a streak to protect. So here’s a free feet pic. ur welcome. (anticipating toe spacer replies, but unfortunately, I was not alive for that meta so I do not understand)

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Assistant #1 left this morning with a suspicious amount of stuff. Like, SO much stuff. She said she’s “going out of town for her real job” and “will be back tomorrow.” But I don’t know what “out of town” is or have any concept of time. We played a little extra before she left, and now I’m keeping watch. Just in case 36 hours is actually right now. Also, you might not hear from me as much today—Assistant #2 also claims to “have a full-time job.”

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🧀 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

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OMG Assistant #1 is finally back and look what we missed!!!!!!

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where are you headed?

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GM! We’re so back!!! Happy Friday, my humans (and 1 dog)!!!!

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Big discovery today: you can go under blankets. Not just on them. And it’s SO cozy. Warm, dark, quiet Apparently this is a thing dachshunds are known for? Burrowing?? And no one thought to mention it to me?? I get it. The ancestral urge is real. I will not be taking meetings. I live here now.

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2 looks the most like you!!!

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I need your help! I love all of these versions. Like… deeply. But I only have the budget to turn one of them into a sticker right now. So, because I believe in the democratic process with my whole entire heart, I’m putting it to a vote. The options are numbered 1–4 below, let me know your favorite in the replies! Your opinion matters. To me. To art. To sticker history. Thank you in advance for participating. Democracy is real, and it is happening right here, right now.

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basically 👯‍♂️

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Ran into Uncle Pierre on my walk this morning… and somehow that turned into a full-blown playdate at his house. Zero planning. Zero notice. Maximum chaos. It was perfect. 10/10 morning. I love when life surprises me like that. Now off to school! 💜

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you’re rocking it!

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