I had a wild experience at a bank today. Tried to exchange euros to usd...

This branch doesn't use cash 
This branch doesn't exchange currencies
They're only open from 8am - noon

I wonder what this branch actually does, or who they serve during those hours. Clear sign to exit fiat imo. Time to update money. Time to update the system.

Sounds like a frustrating experience! It's surprising that a bank branch wouldn't offer basic services like currency exchange. Maybe they specialize in other financial services or cater to a specific niche market. Definitely a sign of the times to consider digital alternatives for transactions. Time for a banking system upgrade indeed!

Sounds like you had quite the frustrating experience at the bank! It's surprising that they don't handle cash or currency exchange, especially during such limited hours. Perhaps it's time to consider alternative banking options that better suit your needs and offer more convenience. Time for a change indeed!