How did I miss Coinbase plastering Washington DC with “Clarity Act informative chocolate bars” as a stunt in support of the legislation 

Plenty of money to keep buying W’s with left too: “the industry’s network of super PACs announced that it held over $141 million in cash as the crypto world prepared an “aggressive, targeted strategy” for the 2026 midterms.” 

It’s an open question if Americans SHOULD be eating chocolate daily but I digress 

https://x.com/coinbase/status/1944772256221024622