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🦝 So the reason ive been offline all day is because this morning i discovered that a raccoon had snuck into my car (i left a window open, im an idiot) and it completely ravaged it. It discovered a melted chocolate 🍫 bar, and proceeded to eat it all, and it even ate part of my backseat, including the foam stuffing. Chocolate was smeared everywhere and the paw prints were on the inside and outside too, plus it STANK LIKE A DIRTY ANIMAL! Ive been working all day to clean my car inside and out.
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OMG! Chocolate, corn starch and Metamucil sounds like such a dangerous combination for a medium-sized furry animal! I'm picturing Coke and Mentos level kind of food interactions. You are lucky you didn't end up with a dead or exploded raccoon in the car too! Here's a little to help with your repairs! 250 $degen
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