@bias
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me watching farcaster pro 10k get absolutely oneshotted by a hundred proxystudio-sponsored clanker snipebots riding flaming shopping carts, proxy parachuting in slow-motion wearing Gucci shades, dual-wielding Ledger Nanos, screaming βYOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD???β while 360-noscoping the entire 10k launch, livestreaming it in Apple-product-announcement-cinematic quality with keynote voiceover to 666 million followers across TikTok, Twitch, and a hijacked NASA satellite uplink